My beloved Jennifer Lawrence celebrated her 25th birthday last week. On Friday, she attended a birthday in her honor, and look ^^^ what happened. She somehow ended up on top of Kris Jenner in bed. Then Kris snapped her fingers, and Corey Gamble appeared with a camera. And the entire moment was captured (and screencapped) across the internets.
Both ladies were holding easy examples of classic literature as a cover, but still. So embarrassing. However, I must concede that JLaw wouldn’t simply let this happen. She’s an Oscar winner, after all. She may very well be guilty of acting like a walrus for the paparazzi, but she knows what she’s doing. Jennifer meant for this photo to happen, so what does it mean? Here’s what it means according to Satan Kris Jenner:
Happy Birthday you piece of sh*t… God I love you #Jenniferlawrence thanks for making this night a night to remember…..even if we did get caught… I love you Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!! #Bible #momager #doll.
Um, #momager? Now I’m actually worried. JLaw loves her reality television. She told David Letterman how she rambled to an anesthesiologist about the Real Housewives franchise. She loved Honey Boo Boo so much that she got into a fender bender while shouting at the little star. Then she spotted Kim Kardashian in a hotel and lost her mind. Jennifer makes no secret about her trash-tv loyalties. So I’m (sadly) not too surprised at this picture.
Here’s the weird thing. People says JLaw and Chris Martin broke up (again?), so JLaw’s friends brought Kris as a surprise present. Jennifer was reportedly thrilled: “Jen had the best time ever. She was laughing so hard and thought the entire night was hilarious.” Kris reportedly “gave a speech and talked about how happy she was to be there.” Then the two ladies climbed into bed together for the whole of Instagram.
JLaw may be one of the Kardashians now.
Photos courtesy of Kris Jenner on Instagram & WENN
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